The Earth to Dave! Guide to New Year’s Resolutions.
New Year’s Day is fast approaching, and you know what that means: time to buckle down and make those New Year’s Resolutions. Who ever came up with New Year’s resolutions?…
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Twas the Day After Christmas…now what?
Well, here it is. The most dreaded day of the year. Yep, the day that symbolizes everything you might dread about Christmas. It’s the day when you are required to…
Learn moreAn “Elfish” Christmas Greeting, from “Dave the Christmas Elf”…
Dear readers: Here is a special Christmas greeting to each of you from Dave, the Christmas elf (if that aint a teaser, I don’t know what is!) Click here–> Dave…
Learn moreIt’s almost Christmas. Now WHERE did I put it??
Well folks, Christmas is almost here, and like you, I’m scrambling. With two kids around the house, the biggest challenge lies in trying to HIDE the gifts as you buy…
Learn more“Earth to Dave! Earth to Dave! I cannot post a comment!!”
Hello readers, It has come to my attention that you have been unable to post a comment to the articles. You might be wondering why. Simply put, the United Nations…
Learn moreAn “Earth to Dave!” Holiday Gift-Giving Guide
As a service to my readers, I feel it is necessary to share with the men out there my vast knowledge of proper Christmas gift-giving techniques for your spouse. Please…
Learn moreAnd now…THE Craigslist ad.
Here it is…as promised…what got this all started…THE ad. (Drum roll please. What? We don’t have a drum? How about a bugle? No bugle? Trumpet? No instruments at all?! Huh?…
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