Okay, where did Dave go?? Hello? Anyone home?
I know what you’re thinking. Dave must have died. There are cobwebs on this site. The truth of the matter is that I am not dead. And those cobwebs? Those…
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An Earth to Dave! Tribute to us BAD DADS. Yeah, that’s right, we bad.
The other day, I was out working in the yard and some neighborhood kids passed by on their bikes. They stopped in front of the house (also the Earth to…
Learn moreHow Dave became…uh, “Dave”. The truth revealed.
Many people have asked me over the years “What happened to you?” Initially I did not understand the question. I would begin to relate what happened that day, beginning with…
Learn moreHELLO??! Is anyone home? Can Dave come out and play?? The Earth to Dave! posse comes home (or not).
Hi, remember me? Uh, you don’t? Okay, well, uh…. It’s me, Dave. Goofy guy, wears a clown wig at times? Married to the fabulous babe he doesn’t deserve? Has the…
Learn moreWhat’s so great about a birthday?
Soon it will be my birthday. Stop! Don’t sing, don’t send me a card (unless there’s going to be money in it) and don’t CONGRATULATE ME. When we’re younger, we…
Learn moreAmericans & Lovers of pork—UNITE! Save the pigs!!
With the recent financial meltdown and the multiple attempts by Congress to “stimulate” the economy, there has been much talk of legislative “pork”. As an American and member of the…
Learn moreAn Earth to Dave! Tribute to a Global Phenomenon: Morons.
While life and people are often predictably unpredictable, there are some things among the human race that are consistently common and cut right across cultural, political and geographical lines. One such…
Learn moreNews Flash: The Olympic Games are officially over. An Earth to Dave! tribute to… One unsung Olympic hero.
If you’re one of the millions of people, like me, who watched the 29th Olympic Games closing ceremonies last night, you’re probably feeling like you’re completely informed and up-to-date on…
Learn moreIt’s a hurricane!! No, it’s a tropical storm, er…wait, it’s a wind!! Breeze? Never mind.
Well, the batches were hattened down. Wait, no…the HATCHES were BATTENED down for “Hurricane Fay” to hit the west coast of Florida. Working for an airline, I saw first hand…
Learn moreAn Earth to Dave! “Global Warming Guide”. (Things that make you go “BLECH!”)
As the summer progresses on, many of us find ourselves outdoors enjoying the sun, working outside in the garden, mowing the lawn, and washing the car. And if you’re like…
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