(A rare SERIOUS moment…*gasp!*) Earth to Dave! is heading to HAITI !
Dear Readers, Putting aside all (wacko) humor for just a minute, I wanted to let you know that I will be away for a week with my family while we…
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An Earth to Dave! tribute to “The Underdog”…
Dear readers, Have you ever felt like you just didn’t fit in? Were you harassed as a young child, taunted and teased, made to feel like you were of less…
Learn moreAn Earth to Dave! Guide to… REALLY SICK HUMOR!
Dear readers, Ever since I was in the womb, I have had a fairly warped sense of humor. You might think that I am exaggerating my point, since I said…
Learn moreIt’s FREEZING. (Is it summer yet?!) The Earth to Dave! guide to HOME HEATING (or lack thereof).
Here in the Atlanta area we have been enduring a cold “snap”. I’ve always wondered why they call it a cold “snap”. Now I know. I’m so cold that if…
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Dear readers, Due to some (highly technical) web-geek details, you will no longer be required to LOG IN to post comments. In fact, you will no longer be required to…
Learn moreValentines Day and the (clueless) man: An Earth to Dave! history lesson.
February is right around the corner, and we men know what THAT means: Valentines Day will soon be here. This time of year strikes fear in the heart of every…
Learn moreFashion advice from Earth to Dave! Wear at your own risk!
Recently I received a letter from a reader named Gladys Bigolhefer. It reads: “Dear Earth to Dave! guy, My best friend is getting married and I have to wear one…
Learn moreMeet “John”. Just stay a good distance back. (It’s for your own safety!)
I have a friend I’ll call “John” (that’s because his name really IS John). John is one of my best friends and lives life to the fullest. People are drawn…
Learn moreHello, My name is Dave and I am…a compulsive LEAF BLOWER.
The first step to getting help is admitting you have a PROBLEM. Many years ago my wife gave me a gift that changed my life. It was a fine Christmas…
Learn moreSee Dave furniture shop. Shop Dave, Shop! See Dave…go mental.
I have discovered a secret. A map to a buried treasure? Nope. The Colonel’s “secret recipe”? Nope. Where all those lost single socks go? Nope. The secret I have found…
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